I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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