come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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