Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
