At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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