would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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