i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
We are all done wearing pants today
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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