Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
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Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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