you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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