talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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