Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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