i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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