my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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