I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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