The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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