this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
