Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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