Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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