U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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