So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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