My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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