she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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