She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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