i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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