i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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