Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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