He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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