you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Holy sore nipples Batman
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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