When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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