Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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