Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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