hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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