Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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