You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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