doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
Randomize
