Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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