why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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