i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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