Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Randomize