U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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