so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
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