I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I think your dad took our porno
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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