He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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