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(269): View more from Michigan

I'm on that like soy sauce on rice

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(563): View more from Iowa

I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.

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(845): View more from New York

I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!

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(815): View more from Illinois

The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd

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(252): View more from North Carolina

it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet

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(419): View more from Ohio

On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire

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(330): View more from Ohio

"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.

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(585): View more from New York

In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk

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