is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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