You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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