The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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