I swear god or herbie drove my car home
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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