He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
where does the pee come out of this thing
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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