I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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