i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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